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Brooklyn 99 tell me why
Brooklyn 99 tell me why













brooklyn 99 tell me why
  1. #BROOKLYN 99 TELL ME WHY MOVIE#
  2. #BROOKLYN 99 TELL ME WHY FULL#

Jake: “A Nakatomi Plaza cake? The groom is on a licorice hose!”Īmy: “Welcome to the wedding, pal.” 99 (S5, E9) Pastry Chef: “Yes, I wasn’t entirely sure if you were joking or not, but …” Jake: “I am definitely Die Hard-ing off this roof, for you and only for you, and also for me ’cause I’ve always wanted to do it.” The Venue (S5, E6)Īmy: “Did you make that cake I called you about?” Jake, you are not Die Hard-ing off this roof.” Jean jacket cool.” Chasing Amy (S4, E18)Īmy: “No. He’s going to know everything about Die Hard and he’s going to be super cool. It’s not gonna be fine.” The Last Ride (S4, E15)Ĭharles: “You’re going get a new partner. Jake: “There was a rumour it was better sound quality.” Captain Latvia (S4, E10)Ĭharles: “Really? ‘Cause you said that about Die Hard 5, Jake.” Terry: “You once took a train to Toronto to get a Canadian VHS copy of Die Hard.” I gave them all Die Hard names.” Skyfire Cycle (S4, E8) Jake: “I stayed up all night working on your case and Hans, John and Nakatomi made for great company. When Jake babysits three kittens for Terry: There’s never a bad time to watch Charles massacre one of the most iconic lines in cinema. If you can’t remember the details, please take this as a perfectly valid excuse to watch it again. Jake: “Oh, you know it’s John McClane.” Yippie Kayak (S3, E10)Įverything about this episode is a Die Hard reference. Holt: “I’m coming along so that you don’t waste time and resources turning this investigation into another Ron McClane movie.” That is so much worse than any paintball.” The Chopper (S2, E22) All these Die Hard references gave me the idea.” Also, I’m related to Jeremy Irons from the third one.” My brother, Hans, died at Nakatomi Plaza at the hands of John McClane. Jake: “Does this sound like a game? I am a terrorist leader. Works for a boy or a girl.” Windbreaker City (S2, E15)

brooklyn 99 tell me why

Jake: “Oh also, I put a list of baby names in there. So you just want me to talk about the fourth one?”Ĭharles: “No judging me for not knowing the Die Hards.” Payback (S2, E13) Jake: “What? I’m not the Gruber! You’re the Gruber!” Stakeout (S2, E9) Sophia: “I can’t believe I slept with a cop. Or even worse, Jeremy Irons from the third one.” Jake: “It’s like if John McClane slept with Hans Gruber.

brooklyn 99 tell me why

Later, after finding out Sophia is a defense attorney: Jake: “We went back to her place, watched Die Hard 1 through With a Vengeance, did some adult stuff, and spent the rest of the night debating who’s the better ping-pong player.” If we find out she’s half-Jewish, we’re all doomed!” Jake and Sophia (S2, E6) Jake: “This beautiful basketball-loving Die Hard fan is tearing down my walls of defences. I sleep in a Nakatomi Plaza security t-shirt.” Everyone loves that movie.”īernice: “Oh, not like me. When Jake accompanies Charles on a double date, he’s paired with a woman who is equally obsessed with Die Hard.īernice: “I wanted to be a cop when I was a kid.

#BROOKLYN 99 TELL ME WHY FULL#

Total classics head over here.” Full Boyle (S1, E17) Rosa: “Don’t quote Die Hard.” The Party (S1, E16) Jake: “Can’t you read between the lines, man?” Jake: “Welcome to the party, pal.” Pontiac Bandit (S1, E12) It’s the story of my life.” Old School (S1, E8) One cop heroically saving the day while every one else stands around and watches.

#BROOKLYN 99 TELL ME WHY MOVIE#

Jake: “ Die Hard is the best cop movie of all time. Our first look at Jake’s Die Hard obsession arrives through an ode to John McClane’s accessorising: wearing his badge on a chain. Here is a comprehensive list of every single time Die Hard is referenced in Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Sure, he hasn’t put his name forward for a cameo yet, but maybe that’s because he hasn’t seen the supporting evidence.īruce, I’ve got your back. And after repeat viewings of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, I’ve decided Bruce Willis needs to understand it, too. I understand Jake’s obsession with the films. When I finally got around to watching Die Hard one Christmas (because it is most definitely a Christmas movie), it ticked all the boxes. Personally, I’m a strong advocate for any film with plenty of action sequences, eternally quotable one-liners and a relatively ordinary person doing something extraordinary. It’s a fair obsession to have given the enormous success of the franchise. If that isn’t next-level dedication, I don’t know what is. The guy wears his badge on a chain to be more like John McClane. Has a character ever loved Die Hard as much as Detective Jake Peralta? Short answer: no.















Brooklyn 99 tell me why